So this post wont be so much about my drunken adventures but what happend to my hmmm how shall I say this... my "guest's" drunken actions last night. I was only going to have a couple drinks and chill and watch TV. Well I made mine pretty strong I guess and Kerry was sleeping on the couch and erin was in and out of the room while we were watching tv so i guess I kept on pouring. Well it was at this point that I deemed it a good idea to send my "guest" some really innaporatie texts (i drank tequilla enough said, and we all know what happens to me when i drink tequilla) so next thing I know he is over at my house and im like woah shit im more drunk than I realized. About this time my megs called and so i was like sorry i am def going to take this call so entertain yourself until im done. Well about this point my blackout begins. I remember bits about our convo but not too much. So then I go into my room where he is and yadda yadda yadda you can guess what happend. The next thing I know its morning and im alone and wearing different clothes and I thought hmmm maybe that was a dream you know... Then I come to find out no no it was NOT...
Later I learn I went into kerrys room with my bra on and shorts layed on the bed and said "well lets hope im infertile" and then kerry's like you cant just leave him in the room by himself and I apperntly said "why we already had sex what more could he want from me"
So he is where it gets good- I walk into the bathroom this morning and im like what the hell is all over the rug? Then Erin texted me and asked me if I got sick last night and I said I blackout but I would def remember being sick bc that like never happens. So we leave and go to Mass street to shop still wondering if it was me that puked or marc or what. Then Kerry comes home, and the mystery is sloved. Apperrntly she herd the door open and someone go to the bathroom and start puking and then started running the shower. Oh yeah that would be the guest! On futher inspection not only was it all over the rugs, it was on kerry's ipod thingy where you set it in and can listen to music, and ALL over the walls. HAHAHA.
He did text me and say he was REALLY sorry for last night and had no idea he was that bad, to which I replied "well I dont even remember last night so dont worry, um ps did we have sex bc yeah i need to be more careful about that if we did."
I really hope only you read this blog meg bc man ppl could really think im a whore if they read this!
OH YEAH PS i bought one of your gifts for your batch. party tonight and tell ppl if they buy you anything from VS run it buy me first bc yeah thats kinda my domain! lol. lets just say nobody gets to buy you anything for the day of the wedding for when you get your hair done. your set with that. :)
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Um oh my god. During our convo you said "um I think (guest's name) is puking in the bathroom" and I said "Melissa don't have sex with him with puke breath!!!!". I warned you so you should love me forever.
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