I finally topped myself.

So I am going to be a "blogger" for two reasons
1. when you call me megan I can never remember half of what I was going to tell you so I figured it best just to write it and then you can have me re-hash it later in my great story telling way
2. I want to make smart ass comments on your blog posts and I can only do that if I made a blog too.

So yesterday I risked my life to drive in an ice storm to Lawrence because I had homework do in my demography class (which took me like 2 hours) and then a test in my research methods class, and as I was almost there I resive a call from an old friend asking me what i was doing and I told her just driving to school to of course she told me uhhh why they cancelled all our classes after 1 PM. So yeah. Anyway my point in all this is I might has gotten slightly exticted over this fact and started my drinking process a bit early. ..

It all started out so innocently. I ate some dinner and had a nice glass of wine (with my turkey sandwhich classy i know) and then watched some lifetime over a glass of white grape vodka (megan its a new one we need to try upon your arrival home) and white grape juice and then people started showing up at the apartment. Jessica Wemple and Morgan where there and I started pouring some more drinks... and some more and (now when you talk to me you have to remind me to tell you about my dr sam appt bc it fits in with this story) then apperntly I reinacted the part in nip/tuck where christan has sex with the lady with no legs for everyone....The next thing I sorta remember is saying "im just so tired please let me lay down" and I hear kerry say "oh my God im serious she cant go, I mean I really want her to but she cant and now at least my sister can use her ID" and thats it the next thing I know its 6:30 AM and im still in my clothes and oh heres the best part I'm WASTED still.


And what do I want to do when I'm drunk.... duh wake everyone up and have them enjoy my drunkness with me. The only person who enjoyed this was Kerry. Until Jessica woke up for class and I layed down where she had been sleeping and I asked "um jess why does our couch smell like peppermint?" oh you know why??? Because Jessica took so many rumpmints shots at the bar and was SO SO drunk still that she reaked of it and so did our couch and blankets. Not only did she smell of it but slurred her words and stumbbled throughout ur apartment attempting to get ready for school. Yeah I know I probably shouldn't have let her drive but it's pretty cold outside and my car had ice all over. And im a bad friend.

Also Morgan informed me that we had gotten a call list of everyone we work with bc im holding a baby shower for my boss this weekend and we were supposed to call people and I left some pretty questionable messages on assoicates phones who I dont know very well or it might have been thier house phones.

So for the rest of the story and more embarssing details you will have to call me my love. Have a goodweekend!